You are your little bitch's style maven.
If she questions your fashion choices,
tell her you are creating her image.
She will soon trust you with blind faith.
The key is to help her be a girl,
rather than to glamorize her dogness.
Remember, she doesn't know she is a dog.
She is fortunate to have a personal stylist.
Remind her that only celebrities are
usually privy to such services.
